Nexus 4 ✭

so sup

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:19:24 GMT

WILL YOU TRICK OR TREAT?
if you reply with treat, I'll make you something nice? Trick idk. I'll think of something orz.

guys guys

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:41:44 GMT

i'm england /spolier

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Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:36:56 GMT

MY SEX CRY ♥

Lalalalu

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:11:33 GMT

So I went out with Lydia today. We saw Surrogates, went to Chilis, and then went to the book store. I bought my bro the Communist Manifesto. Surrogates sucks btw. Don't see it lol. It was a waaaaste.

Tomorrow is my last day staying @ home and the day mom comes home from vacation. BAAAAAAAAAAAW.

even though no one ever replies :(

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:44:33 GMT

THE "i've always wanted to tell you" MEME

Video Game friending meme :D

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:05:16 GMT

the VIDYA GAMES friending meme

sup dudes

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:12:52 GMT

POKEMEME

sup mgs fans

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:56:12 GMT

so I was talking to nontoxicrayons and asked her if she had heard of this--

Jean-Pierre Treiber, 45, escaped from a high-security prison in Auxerre, France by hiding inside a box he had built. The double murder suspect – who has consistently claimed innocence – was loaded with several other boxes onto a truck for delivery to the Yonne region southeast of Paris and about 100 miles away. Treiber leapt from the truck without the driver noticing.

As you know, this kind of stealth tactic was made famous in our circle thanks to the Metal Gear Solid series. Who knew it was actually a legitimate method of sneaking around? Go figure.

This was like.. 3 days ago says the article. There was another dude who was Turkish who did something similar like that in Germany.. but its older. Thats here

Thank you Konami for inspiring prisoners all around the world to escape like Snake. *bows head in respect*

meme pimp

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:59:37 GMT

YOUR FUTURE CHILD
sup guys

I doubt any of you will participate but.. :Db

9/11/2009

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:41:17 GMT

HAPPY TRUE PATRIOT DAY GAIZ

According to my student planner, this day is called Patriot Day. Big Boss must have had some say in that.

And no... I'm not trying to be disrespectful in anyway towards the families whose children and relatives' lives were lost on this day. It is a terribly depressing day, and we owe it as Americans to respect them.

new layout

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:18:16 GMT

good y/n?

SPAMMU

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:27:05 GMT

the family meme

silly SPPf

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:39:57 GMT

Morning officially made. /goes back to sleep

Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:15:50 GMT

Post two truths and a lie about yourself as an answer to Writer's Block. Have people guess which is the lie in the comments.

View 533 Answers

/bandwagon

1. I own an Ocarina with a Triforce on it.
2. I like Chinese food more than Japanese food.
3. I have a fear of escalators.

GUESS YOU FAGS.

This is so relevant

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:30:13 GMT

Your Metal Gear Solid Experiance by wolff_slaven

Your LJ Name

Favourite Number

Your Mission Handle (Add in front of your LJ name)

Magnum

You get screwed over by

Sniper Wolf

Your CODEC code

142.9

Chance of sleeping with Solid Snake

88%

Possability of failing your mission

69%

LMFAO I didn't realize is said LJ username.

MORE RAEP

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:23:31 GMT

Meme raep 01

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:14:10 GMT

And thus, Honda Kiku owned an sob

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:32:59 GMT

So kirkland introduced me to omegle.com. I decided to troll some people and this was the best conversation ever. I was Honda Kiku/Japan.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
You: My name is Honda Kiku.
You: I am a 25 year old Japanese male.
Stranger: sweet hondas a car
You: I like to make miniatures.
You: Do you?
Stranger: u got a miniature penis fuckin japanese faggot
You: All right.
You: Thank you.
You: But sadly, I do not show my loin to anyone.
You: Not even Germany and Italy have seen it.
Stranger: i only date americans queer bait get the fuck off the internet stretch eyes
You: I am going to bomb you.
You: With my robot Gundam.
Stranger: good fucking luck
You: Thank you.
Stranger: homo
You: Homo. That means same.
You: Same what?
You: Do you have the same robot I do?
You: Cause its highly possible. Since Japan and America are very prosperous traders.
Stranger: u fuck the same sex with ur robot
You: So do you.
Stranger: fuck no
You: Have you seen Alfred?
You: He keeps bugging me about some diet.
Stranger: i fuck myself before i would fuck a japanese
You: Thats interesting. And you were calling me gay.
Stranger: who the fuck iz alfred
Stranger: GAY GAY GAY GAY
You: He's a good friend. An American, actually.
Stranger: alfred is gay with u homo
Stranger: and ur stupid ass robot
You: No, Alfred is not the same with me. If that was the case, then he would be Honda Kiku.
Stranger: FUCK U AND UR PEICE OF SHIT FOREIN HONDAS
You: I wish Ludwig would hurry up.
Stranger: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Stranger: ludwig dipshit wat the fuck iz that
You: Thats good you can spell your own country. :)
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: u can spell :)
You: Actually, it would be "you". U is a letter. At least, thats what I've learned.
You: I am a Japanese, so foreign letters and words are knew to me.
Stranger: idc wat u learned JAPAN eats raw fish WAT THE FUCK
Stranger: iz up with that
You: Americans eat dead animals.
Stranger: and there damn good
You: They also are backward rednecks.
Stranger: fuck u i will shove my redneck foot up ur japanese dick suckin butthole fuckin ass
You: Do you like pasta?
You: Italy is always feeding it to me.
You: It gets really old.
Stranger: italy iz gay to
You: Really? Thats odd. Since most American food is thanks to the Italians.
Stranger: lets see dear meat didnt come from italy
Stranger: and thats the best meat there iz
You: Dear meet? Do you mean DEER meat?
You: Because dear meat sounds like you are writing a letter to the meat itself.
Stranger: no i meant cuz i was eating ur moms meat and she kept saying OHH DEAR OHH DEAR
You: And how do you know deer meat doesn't come from Italy?
You: Have you been?
Stranger: im about to cum
You: Thats odd. My mother is dead.
You: And since when did women have meat?
Stranger: have u met italians they couldnt shoot there self in the foot with a shoe
Stranger: I KNOW
You: Or this something Americans have that the Japanese don't?
Stranger: AND WAT IZ THAT OVER POPULATION
You: Oh, you have that too?
Stranger: the thing we have u dnt iz sexy women
You: Really?
Stranger: not slanted eyed whores
You: Isn't that an opinion?
Stranger: no its a fact
You: You seem like you've never left the woods.
You: Poor thing.
Stranger: i live in the city dip shit
You: Really? I wouldn't have known that.
You: You sound like a backwards redneck.
Stranger: ohh u cnt get out ur door because ur neighbors house iz to close poor thing
You: Oh, thats ashame. Just like in New Jersey.
You: Everything is all smashed together.
You: How do you people live?
Stranger: new jersey o my gosh
Stranger: ohh im sorry o is a letter not a word
You: I can see why America is a dumb country. They have people like you using the internet.
Stranger: ask me the hardest question u know
You: When did the French Revolution begin?
Stranger: 1776
You: Google it.
You: Uh, no.
You: Thats when America became independent.
You: Nice try. :)
Stranger: independent look at that bye wat i hear china iz still butt fuckin u assholes
You: Excuse me? I don't think I understand.
Stranger: CHINESE BUTT FUCKS JAPANESE
Stranger: and they make better cars
You: Just like you?
Stranger: YES I DID BUTT FUCK UR JAPANESE SISTEr
You: I don't have a sister, sadly.
You: You must be thinking of your's.
Stranger: me neither because she would butt fuck u with a strap on
You: Really? I'm glad you know your dead sister that well.
Stranger: awwww cnt find the keyboard in ur little ass room
You: Just like you can't find it in the out house?
Stranger: takes u long enough to find a comeback bitch
You: I am not a bitch, thank you.
You: But I'm not sure about you.
Stranger: u are a bitch
You: Really?
Stranger: just like ur dead mommma
Stranger: she was a bitch to
You: You spell it with three m's?
You: I spell it with two.
Stranger: ur a dipshit
Stranger: fuck head
You: Thats what you do!
Stranger: stupid forein bastard
Stranger: i know ur mooma did give me head'
You: I'm almost positive your computer was made by a Japanese country.
You: Your welcome. :)
Stranger: its a gateway
Stranger: noy a dfjdsgjiuresgjis
You: Wow. It must be Indian then.
You: What a crappy name.
You: You must be poor. :(
Stranger: ohhh wats urs
You: A Mac.
Stranger: coming from the guy who lives in a box
You: Its a nice box.
You: How's the woods?
Stranger: mac like mac and cheese
Stranger: packed with food
You: Aren't Gateways obsolete?
You: No one has them these days.
Stranger: wtf does obsolete mean
Stranger: thats wat my dick uses
Stranger: hes bigger than u
You: You dick uses stuff thats out of date?
Stranger: little dick
You: Sounds dangerous.
Stranger: little dick
Stranger: little dick
You: You might want to get it checked out.
Stranger: little dick
You: Is that your brother?
Stranger: my dick big as a bridge ur dick look like a little kids
You: My pasta still i
You: You look at little kids genitals?
You: Thats illegal.
Stranger: ohhh ur dick as big as pasta noodle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gkllgjld

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:32:10 GMT

Going to see Harry Potter at midnight.

gklljgh

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:37:41 GMT

Not only did I get some kink from chifred I got my Hetalia manga too. Oh what a great day.

H-Hey FLIST

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:44:54 GMT

I got you all a special gift.

Wtf does PWP mean?

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:19:07 GMT

These things are so fun LMFAO. XD

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:10:38 GMT

NANANANANANANA AMERICA!!

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:55:40 GMT

See what happens when America invites me *gasp* to his 233rd birthday party!!

Oh my... o///o

Hetalia meme 04

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:38:22 GMT

HETALIA - England's Tea Party by Yogurt
Your name?
Where are you from?
Age?
What do you think of England-san?
England invites you over for tea, because...	his boss told him to.
You arrive there, and England greets you	with a glomp.
The two of you converse for a while about	rainbows.
Tea time! You both sit. You enjoy the tea, until	you notice an alien lurking around.
You spill tea all over yourself. England	scoffs under his breath. "How clumsy..."
Your klutzyness is quite moe. It arouses him. He	looks into your eyes, dashingly.
Suddenly, America crashes in.	He huggles you.
America says "Let's have a threesome!" England	agrees.
However,	Italy,
who is	possessed,
kidnaps America, leaving England	amused.
He says "Screw it." and drags you to a pub.	He decides to bring Hungary along.
Once there, he becomes awfully drunk and	dances crazily.
Being sober, you drive him home and	let him sleep there.

Oh England... WTF ITALY. I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER.

Random Pok�mon Team (red, blue, yellow, gold & silver version) by ladynaoko
Username:
Sex:
#1:	97. Hypno
#2:	35. Clefairy
#3:	119. Seaking
#4:	134. Vaporeon
#5:	80. Slowbro
#6:	123. Scyther

Which starter Pokemon is right for you? (Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Fire Red and Leaf Green) by seanaholic
Name :
Age :
Gender
Favorite Pokemon type
Starter Pokemon	Squirtle

Disturbing Random Legend of Zelda PWP by shinyboy
Your Name
Your Gender
Seme	Link
Uke	Darunia
Catalyst	Mask of Truth
Rating	R

Who's You're Legend of zelda (oot) boy friend? by nashisheikysakichan
The name you have?
Favorite Color?
What are u?
You have______ colored hair?
What is your fav character?
Your guy is....	dark link
he admitted his love for you....	He was running and 'accidently' grabbed your sleeve and caught you, then he kissed you.
how did you meet him to begin with?	you were waiting patiently for your friend to come back from her shopping, and then a random guy grabbed your arm and pulled you with him, despite your screaming.

America's birthday party - Hetalia by
Your name?
Where do you live?
age?
America invites you to his party because...	he secretly loves you
You arrive there 5 minutes late you say...	got too lazy
suddenly... You surprise him with a gift! you boug	Italy's curl
while eating hamburgers you suddenly dropped it on	doesn't really care cause' he thinks that was pretty heroic